Last night, it was brought to my attention that not everyone will understand the title of the blog. I decided to post up a picture to help. Then I realized I haven't yet seen a "modern" map of the solar system, complete with "planets" and "dwarf planets." I assume the quotes are some angry, old astronomer making a point about the tentativeness of planet classifications. Anyway, despite being horribly out of scale, I hope this diagram is helpful!